Face beer


the cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. popular amongst seasonal workers in western canada.
monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can’t afford to drink that german stuff he usually buys. the poor guy’s been stuck drinking face beer all winter.
enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.
the other day i had a facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.

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