Face Blondeness


similar to face blindness, but for those who don’t actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.
danii conker okonkwo dude i go to your school
9 minutes ago · like
charlie jimi everett loooool
9 minutes ago · like
jacob bartlett i don’t know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · like · 1 person
jacob bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · like
danii conker okonkwo wth. how can you not know eveyone in your year! i know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · like
jacob bartlett barely ≠ don’t
and allow the face blondeness

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