Face Cheese


the build up off dead skin and dirt in gl-sses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang
check out this face cheese
that thin coat of funk that covers a person’s phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.
zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and i could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

d-mn mom! you need to clean this face cheese! half your makeup is on this sh-t!

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