Face Crush Saga
when someone is lying down playing candy crush saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. in some instances it can break someone’s nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on facebook.
“my girl was playing a game of candy crush saga, but it quickly turned into face crush saga. the phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. she freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist.”
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