face-glorious
someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other’s posts.
mary: this sux, i have to move.
amy: i’m sorry hope you find a great place.
jeff: it will all work out for the best.
joe: let me know if i can be of any help.
mary: does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
jeff: wow! mary is so face-glorious! it’s all about her. she didn’t respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
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