Face Mace


-verb
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons “wall” on facebook.

-noun
1. an angry or hateful comment on a persons facebook “wall”.
-verb
1. please do not ever face mace me again or i’m going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. i can’t believe i just got face maced!

-noun
1. “i just saw the brutal face mace becky left on my wall. the shame i feel is epic.”
to get someone with a facebook account to send someone else on facebook a message on your behalf.
i facemaced jessica via debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that i couldn’t text her because i’d lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because i refuse to be on facebook).

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