face off

having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
when you argue with someone on facebook
last night i was having a really heated face off with ashley.
(v.) a hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.
ugh! my performance review is today and i have to face off with my boss!
a variation of the bread game where 2 contestants square off to not be the last one to -j-c-l-t- on the bread. contestants must maintain eye contact. a popular game among frat bros.
eric: “bro for initiation into pi kapp, we had a round robin series of faceoffs.”

ryan: “yeah? bro, how’d you do?”

eric: “let’s just say i’m never eating bread pudding again”
a game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. the game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of -j-c-l-t-ng onto your own face. last person to -j-c-l-t- must lick the goodness off of all the other player’s faces.

those failing to -j-c-l-t- on one’s face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.
“hey man lets face off tonight”

“jimmy totally licked c-m off my face cause he lost face off”
a compet-tive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

– a referee is elected to examine the face off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

– the winner is then exempt from further face offs and the loser must continue facing off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

– the torch is then p-ssed when the loser finally wins a face off, and the game continues.
a face off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.
a term used after taking a hit of ecstasy.
man i can’t wait to roll my face off later tonight.

i am so excited to dance my face off.
to compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of nicolas cage/john travolta in face/off.
‘i love you honey’
runs fingers down face in the style of face off.
‘i love you too dear’
runs fingers down face.
‘i love the dog as well’
runs fingers down dogs face.
‘wuf’
dogs runs paw down face.
‘honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.’

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