After Shit Shock
a.s.s. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a m-ssive load. the effects of a.s.s. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. speculation on a.s.s. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
after chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an after sh-t shock -a.s.s- struck him dead in his tracks.
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