face painter
a male individual who -j-c-l-t-s on a female’s face as much and as often as possible. most face painters target areas specifically on a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. occasionally they may shake things up with a shot in the mouth/nose/ears. a face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.
my brother dave is a true face painter.
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