face-pooping
when you use facebook while on the cr-pper.
boss: hey, i just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren’t you in the bathroom?
you: yea, i was face-p–ping.
browsing and/or updating information on facebook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.
oh yeah, she’ll be in there forever, she’s facep–ping.
fay-se-poo-ping // verb: the act of using facebook while using the toilet.
where did bryan go? he said he had to use the restroom.
oh, he’s probably facep–ping, he’ll be in there for at least a half hour.
facep–ping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!
i saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facep–ping this morning!!
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