Face Pounds


when an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

this anomaly is common among aging hollywood celebrities.

also written as “face lbs”
stephanie: holy sh-t did you see luke wilson in that at&t commercial?
eric: yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

mike: so what do you think about my girlfriend?
eric: she is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

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