Face Pussy
the mouth when it pertains to oral s-x.
she had her face p-ssy wide open on that gentlemans club billboard.
the face of a man or a man’s friend that has been so traumatized that one cannot distinguish between it and a bleeding p-ssy.
joseph fell very hard on on his face and now he has a face p-ssy.
like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a v-g-n-. often includes long, unkempt curly p-b-s.
kevin: look, luke’s got a chingina!
mike: sh-t, that’s more of a face p-ssy.
the act of enjoying a well deserved meal; eating heartily
last night i had some awesome facep-ssy
a man’s beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed v-g-n-l area.
you need to shave your face p-ssy, it’s making the whole church smell!
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