Face Race


a face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person’s face one at a time. each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach -rg-sm. usually the face of the person is glazed like a krispy kreme donut.

the event is timed and the female with the shortest time to -rg-sm wins.
‘did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?’

‘no, i didn’t’

‘grandma and aunt ginger got so drunk, they forced dad down on the ground and held a face race.’

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