Face to Headboard Missile
a s-xual act in which the male is attempting -n-l (after coming close but being denied several times). the male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his p-n-s in her -n-s, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. the female will typically shoot off the p-n-s with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
after several attempts and with mounting frustration, t-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.
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