face-twitched
face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they f-cking hate you , when some fool has added a “the face-twitching solution” to your food or drink.
i had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later i realized i had been face-twitched.
i left my cl-ssroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized i had been face-twitched.
if you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
wow! i feel sudden bursts of rage. maybe i have been face-twitched.
oh my goodness! it has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. do you think i have been face-twitched?
look over there! i think that is payne stewart the christmas cop eating a sweet. someone face-twitched me again.
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