face vindication
finding an old crush on facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.
g: yo, found andrea d on the fb
t: y’all friends now?
g: man, she fugly, don’t want to revisit that.
t: you finally got yourself some face vindication brah!
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