facebible
anyone, usually highschool girl, who obsesses over facebook.com. they will update their status every 30 minutes and have 300 plus pictures. if anybody surp-sses 1000 comments then they are considered a facebible. facebible is worshipped by many people across the world. they “keep in touch” with their friends as often as possible.
(face bible guy 1)~ “hey man, can i check my facebook, the notifications must be overflowing.”
(regular guy 2)~ “don’t you mean your facebible, you worship that f-cking site dont you?”
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