Facebirth


when one discovers their friend, who they didn’t know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on facebook.
emily just had a facebirth. i didn’t even know she was pregnant.
constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.
ew, did you see rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

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