logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook
facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet…

eg: nato says to his workmates, “i’m bored i’m gonna go facebog”

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