Facebonk


a term for oral s-x that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull f-cking

derived from a typo of facebook
“i was facebonking when her father walked in.”

after facebonking each other for a while, jennie and tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
a common misspelling of facebook. it occured to me that this is a effin’ funny word and obviously a reference to being sh-gged in the face whilst giving oral
“i want to facebonk your face”

“she was rubbish at head so i just facebonked her”

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