Facebook Aspie
a facebook friend who seems to have aspergers when it comes to social interaction on facebook. you can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you’ll get no response. it’s common facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on facebook with a response or a “like”. facebook aspies refuse to do either of these things. instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pr-cks and you should un-friend them immediately.
you – “hey, otto, that’s a great picture.”
otto- “crickets”
otto is a facebook aspie.
you – “hey, otto, that’s a great looking family you got there. congratulations.
otto – “crickets”
again, otto being a facebook aspie.
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