facebook baseball
the act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one’s ego and online social media exposure.
person 1: check out how many likes my profile picture’s got
person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
person 1: yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
person 1: just the 20 likes for my last status
person 2: nice man, good facebook baseball
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