facebook beef


this is a childish and petty form of arguing with some one. this form of beef my start on a fan page with someone that you don’t even know or would come across in real life..some times it starts out as an argument with a friend then eventually leads up to some one getting blocked or having their name in a stat..but this only stays on facebook because the people that tend to beef on facebook are hoe n-gg-s in real life…
person 1 :why you and kim not cool
person 2:caues me and that b-tch in a facebook beef
person 1:y’all petty as f-ck
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when person b refuses person a’s friend request despite a and b knowing each other well and seeing each other all the time, b has a facebook beef with a.

if they block you after you friend them, that would mean they have a definite, very strong facebook beef with you — and thus a beef in real life too, that they aren’t telling you about.

there are three grades of facebook beefs:
code yellow: they hit reject, but not twice, so you see the “friend request sent” b-tton grayed out when you visit their profile.
code orange: the “add as friend” b-tton re-appears, meaning they definitely don’t want to be your friend.
code red: they actually block you and their profile disappears into the cyber-void. only for very grave offenses, at least in the blocker’s mind, and which the recipient of the block may not even be aware of.

caveat: this definition is primarily meant for platonic same-s-x relationships (guy-guy or girl-girl, -ssuming all parties are straight). guy-girl interactions are more complicated. also, it doesn’t count as a beef if the other person is a mere acquaintance and not in your peer group; you might simply not satisfy their criteria in accepting you as a friend. that said, if you have over 50 mutual friends and/or share the same peer group, and do know them personally, and they still reject you, it’s probably a beef.
person a: i can’t understand why b keeps rejecting/not answering my friend requests?
person c: looks like b has a facebook beef with you.

person d: what? e actually blocked me! i can’t find his profile anymore!
person f: that sounds like a real facebook beef.

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