Facebook Calendar
your facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is… constantly reminding you that “it’s definately a monday”, or “still-a-monday-tuesday”, or “hump day wednesday”, or “almost-there-thursday” or “tgif!”. often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: d-mn, i’ve been raging so hard – i dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: me neither, lemme consult my facebook calendar – oh there it is, i see we are “halfway through the work week, happy hump day!”
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