Facebook drunk
so drunk that the only way you’ll find out what you did that night is by checking facebook in the morning.
let’s get p-ssed. let’s get smashed out of our skulls. let’s get facebook drunk.
saying/doing things on facebook that you usually wouldn’t do in person.
last night, josh was facebook drunk and asked me out, and i’m like, f-cking grow a pair.
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