Facebook Envy


the feeling you get when you come across an old friend on facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
joe: “my wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. that, and i almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. so what have you been up to?”

jim: “i ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to monaco after selling my shares in msft. currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid’s n-bel prize nomination.”

joe: “f-cker”

jim: “chill out with the facebook envy, already”
used to describe people who encounter a social networking profile with more friends and feel upset about it
she says: dude, i can’t believe you have 96 friends listed! i mean, you don’t even know half of them!

he replies: that’s just your facebook envy talking, don’t feel so bad for having only 9.
– someone who you don’t know at all who tries to -ssasinate your character. usually because the envied person c-ckblocked the envy’r after one of the envy’r friends made the envied mad.

– a chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
money: did you see that sh-t, it’s been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: i hate you money i consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. b-tch doesn’t even talk to me anymore.

money: that’s what you get for p-ssing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: i got a four inch long p-n-s what you talking about satisfy?

money: a four inch p-n-s and an ugly mug? lmao. i’m f-cking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! haha

mad bro:

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