Facebook Escalation


when someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as im or even phone call.
status update: girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

guy 1: ???
girl 2: ???
girl 2: haha…guy 1 and i posted the same thing at the exact same time….freaky!
guy 1: i know, right? i barely hit enter when i got an email saying “girl 2 also posted a comment”
girl 2: freaky! great minds think alike! : )
guy 1: now if only girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
girl 2: maybe sometime next week we’ll get a response :p
guy 1: a week? i don’t have that kind of time!! maybe i should call her?
girl 2: yeah, she might get back to you by friday if you do that! lol
guy 1: i got ahold of her on im! she claims she’ll come respond!
guy 1: this has become a cl-ssic case of facebook escalation!

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