Facebook faithful


to refrain from initiating or responding to a facebook “poke” from anyone but one’s romantic partner.

antonym: facebook wh-r-
she dumped him because he “poked” every female on his facebook friends list and she was facebook faithful.
posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god -ssociated pics while still being a party wh-r- who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and s-x.
im a born again christian but i still party and sh-t. im so facebook faithful.s-x,god,drugs,devil

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