Facebook Fakeout
facebook flop
one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at “more pictures of ____” you realize they are ugly as f-ck.
“woah–look at candy, she looks hot”
“no dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout”
when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture – but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:
a) a fatty
b) not the girl in the picture
c) something else that p-sses me off.
“this hot b-tch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my -ss”
“b-tches and hoes, man. b-tches and hoes.”
a person who appears to be attractive from pictures on facebook but is in fact quite ugly.
friend:(looking at girls on facebook) wow this girl is hott.
me: naw dude, i know her and that chick is a facebook fakeout.
the act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.
(kyle) omg! did you see that girl jordan on facebook!? she is smokin’!!!!
(tanner) have you ever seen her in person? she is a fat c-nt and a total facebook fake-out.
when a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, i meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an apache indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
that girl’s profile pic was s-xy, but, when i met at that party last night, she was h-lla’ hit. she’s a total facebook fake-out.
when an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on facebook. similar to forty yard fake out
guy 1: wow… that first meet-up did not go well.
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: well, she seemed way more attractive on her facebook profile than she did in real life.
guy 2: you my friend are victim of a facebook fake-out.
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