facebook fame
you have facebook fame when people who you don’t know knows you.
dude 1: how the f-ck do you know me when i don’t know you. and stop acting like you do before you get b-tch slapped back to the pacific rim. facebook fame is to blame.
dude 2: how man i don’t know you but you’re the biggest part of my life. i’ve been watching you for 6 months now.
dude 1: aww f-ck you man get off deez nuts.
dude 2: i still love you.
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