facebook fan-addict
a facebook fan-addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single fan page that facebook has to offer. these individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely -ssociate with. these individuals believe that by becoming fans of such pages, it reflects their personality.
another reason facebook fan-addicts might join such pages is because the fan page may contain a humorous picture. however, most of these pages on facebook require that a user first become a fan in order to see the content. human curiosity will take over the fan-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the fan page in order to see the content.
a facebook fan-addict is easy to spot. on a regular user’s account, a notification will appear once a friend has joined a group. if that particular friend has become a fan of a page, “along with 38 other profiles”, then that friend is most likely a facebook fan-addict.
there are no known cures for facebook fan-addiction. the best a fan-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a fan of anymore pages. the current limit for fan pages that a single user can have is around 2000. after that, a fan-addict faces 2 difficult choices: give up becoming a fan of pages, or remove themselves from some of their fan pages in order to make room to become a fan of other pages.
bob: “h-llo joe. have you seen bill anywhere? i haven’t seen him for a few days.”
joe: “i heard bill has become a facebook fan-addict. all he does now is stay up in his room searching through facebook for pages he can become a fan of.”
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