Facebook Fauxlosopher
a ‘facebook fauxlosopher’ is someone who scours the internet in search of ‘inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
they will then use these in there facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
typical examples of a ‘facebook fauxlosopher’ trying to seem deep and intelligent…
“sometimes i’ve gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul”
“honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence…”
“it is never too late to be what you might have been.”
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