facebook felon
– a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.
– someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook -“felony”)
– someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
– someone that clicks “like” on every post.
– someone that always starts up chats when your chat is “online”
– someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
– an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else’s business on facebook.
— also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
“i was going to post that picture, but i knew betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she’s a total facebook felon.”
“i was going to talk to juan, but he was with betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! i wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too.”
jane: “go online with your chats so we can talk at work!”
john: “i would, but i always get hit up by betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don’t immediately respond, so it’s just not worth it.”
jane: “ugh, i know, she’s definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess.”
“i’m done with betsy. she committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from steve’s jello party. i wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon.”
“marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child p-rnography on ali’s baby pictures.”
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