facebook fight
when two people fight using not real froms of communication but continuously change their facebook status to describe their hatred or discontent for another individual at a certain time. usually used by angry girls to b-tch at boys and so that everyone can see the two are fighting, also useful for attention wh-r-s who crave that generated response of “whats wrong” when asked about their status.
guy 1: dude last night i swiped kristens vcard then pulled a premature evacuation and now the b-tch keeps on posting her status as “that little f-cking b-st-rd, i hope he dies in h-ll” every ten minutes on facebook.
guy 2: sounds like the b-tch is starting a facebook fight.
when 2 random kids start a “fight” on facebook after one comments on someone’s status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. they then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a sh-t. it makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the “top news” feed giving them even more attention. the so-called fight is usually about some insignificant sh-t that doesn’t even really matter. the “fight” doesn’t neccesarily have to do with the original status.
conor: did you hear paul and tom are fighting?
sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.
conor: whose side are you taking?
sam: probably tom’s, but its just a facebook fight. it probably wont get carried away.
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