facebook fire hydrant


when you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to “mark their territory”.

akin to a dog “marking his/her territory” like a fire hydrant with urine.
dennis: “i hung out with shannon the other weekend and we had a good time.”

dennis: “but, she’s left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it’s kind of annoying.”

jeremy: “archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend…”

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