Facebook first rights


when a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
matt: “erin wants to meet up friday, is it alright if i hang with her?”

sam: “no!”

matt: “why?”

sam: “facebook first rights!”

matt: “aw, f-ck you!”

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