Facebook Fly
facebook fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. facebook flies typically do not have a facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a facebook judas. ©
mom: i heard that you were drinking last night.
sarah: (shocked) how do you know?!?
mom: your great aunt sally told me.
sarah: how does she know?!?
mom: she saw it on your cousin sue’s facepage.
sarah: i hate that old nosey facebook fly!
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