Facebook Fondle
when someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to p-ss your significant other off.
“wow dude, she knows that you’re happily married to dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall.”
“yeah if she tries to facebook fondle one more time, dee will kill her!”
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