Facebook friendzy
what you engage in when you first join facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won’t look like a loser.
me: jill finally joined facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a facebook friendzy.
you: well, yeah…n-body wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
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