facebook fury


the act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

common phrases are “would you shut up…” to “who the f-ck cares, go away…”

can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of b-n-l banter.
i got a bad case of facebook fury after reading “i’m going to the gym” 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.

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