Facebook Grooming
to use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
a:is that hot girl going out tonight?
b:yea maate, i have been facebook grooming her all week. im in there.
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