facebook induced mood disorder
a new psychiatric disorder, soon to be released in the dsm v, in which an adolescent becomes suicidal, fakes feeling suicidal, or reports homicidal ideation that is directly related to a series of facebook wall posts from said adolescents love interest, rivals, friends, or enemies. this syndrome often leads to a psychiatric admission, and treatment with adderall, lexapro, or both. sadly.
resident doctor smith: “well, connor, what brings you to the psychiatric emergency room today?”
connor: “i cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks i’m gay, and she’s sleeping with my cousin! i hate her! i have no reason to live!”
resident doctor smith: “connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. i am going to admit you to the adolescent psychiatry inpatient unit. you will need to be stabilized on adderall and lexapro, stat. and eat with a spork.”
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