Happy Bidet


hipster way of saying “happy birthday.” mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of canada. origin of “bidet” unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous “auto correct” but this idea is largely disputed.
“happy bidet mang! wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?”

-“bidet? auto-correct fail?”

“naw man… bidet, birthday is too mainstream.”

-“you’re such a t-ss-r jerry, let’s go midtown instead and bust a moby.”

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