Facebook Is Dead To Me
when a person gets to the point where they stop logging into facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
loser: dude, why haven’t i seen you on facebook?
non-loser: because i cannot stand all those f-cking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. if they didn’t have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. facebook is dead to me, you f-cking b-tch.
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