facebook knob


a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook kn-b (status update) – is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude – no, n-body likes you.

nerd – rofl

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