Faptized


when a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.
guy.. “hey man you know gina?

friend.. “ya i know that girl what about her?”
guy.. “dude i totally faptized her face last night”
friend.. “for real?”
guy.. “h-ll ya!”

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