Facebook Law Degree
where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.
-scrolls through facebook-
jane doe posted, “i personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so i know i’m right.”
viewer: man, this mom obviously has a facebook law degree since she seems to know everything about everything.
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