facebook manager

having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) “its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via facebook. your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!”

(chick 2) “oh that wasn’t me,my husband took over as my

facebook manager while i’m healing.”

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