Facebook Moocher


someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.
fb user 1: “dude, stop facebook mooching all my friends.”

fb user 2: “i don’t know what your talking about…”

fb user 1: “you added my uncle?”

fb user 2: “uhh..i met him at camp.”

fb user 1: “he’s 43 you facebook moocher!”

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