Facebook Nerd
someone who obsesses over facebook. these people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
this often includes:
-p-ssive aggressive statuses because whoever it’s regarding “knows who they are”
-sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-posting “inspirational pictures” with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with “i can be such a nerd lol”
facebook nerd: pokemon is awesome f-ck i can be such a nerd at times
actual nerd/reasonable person: playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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